5 Things that American movies teach us:

1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practicing Kung-Fu.
2. More than 50% of US population are FBI/CIA agents working undercover.
3. The purpose of schools of US is to promote basketball/Baseball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking US.
5. US is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolf and vampires.

5 Things that Indian movies teach us:

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you decide to cut... U always choose the right one.
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from the duty.

and the most hilarious one....

5. If you decide to start dancing on the streets, everyone you meet will know the steps..